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26 Reasons Why Kids Refuse to Eat That Made Their Parents Go Crazy

1. My Daughter Can’t Eat The Apple Because It Reminds Her Of Snow White

#MyKidCantEatThis because it "reminds me of Snow White." I told her that if this apple really could make her sleep for several hours I would have cleaned the store out.

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2. It Looks Like The Muffin Needs A Doctor, So My Kids Won’t Have It

#MyKidCantEatThis muffin because "it looks like it needs a doctor."

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3. He Won’t Eat The Chip Nor Let Me Have It Because It’s His and It’s Broken

#MyKidCantEatThis because it's broken. I can't eat it because it's his. So I guess we're gonna have to put it in a raft, push it out to sea, and set it aflame using a flaming arrow Viking style. RIP Pringle. Enjoy Valhalla.

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4. They Won’t Eat The Berries Because By Removing The Seeds They Become Olives

#MyKidCantEatThis because by removing the cherry seeds, I turned them into olives. #THANKSPINTEREST – @lenaloveslala

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5. My Kid Can’t Eat The Cookie Because Halfway He Discovered It’s Not An Oreo

#MyKidCantEatThis because he discovered halfway through that it isn't an Oreo. I never said it was an Oreo. He's crying. There is a crowd forming. Send help.

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6. My Kid Can’t Eat Half Things Because It Will Break Him

#MyKidCantEatThis because they're all "cracked open like humpty dumpty" and he "can't eat things that are broken," because they might "break him." And "no one would be able to put him together again." #ThatsDeep #EmoToddler #EatTheGrapesPlease – @suziefreakinhomemaker

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7. My Kid Won’t Eat The Cookie Because It’s Too Cute.

#MyKidCantEatThis because it's too cute. I actually had to freeze it so it could stay like this forever and he could visit it. – @elizabethlynne5

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8. My Daughter Won’t Eat This Because The Gummy Bears Are Drowning In The Ice-cream

#MyKidCantEatThis because "the ice cream is melting and the gummy bears are drowning." #ItsTheTitanicAllOverAgain #IllNeverLetGoJack #IllNeverLetGo – @tabbarrett

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9. My Kid Won’t Eat The Ratatouille Because It Wasn’t Made By A Rat

#MyKidCantEatThis because after watching the movie "Ratatoulli" 658098764 times and asking me to make what they made 787628 times I spent hours scouring the internet for the exact same recipe from the movie and made it and now they can't eat it because a rat didn't make it #norats #tooreal #apparentlyratscookbetter – @sm1136

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10. My Kid Won’t Eat This is Because Shells Belong In The Ocean

#MyKidCantEatThis because shells go in the ocean. He was upset when I ate my portion. #FreeTheShells #NoShellLeftBehind – @mrslinderman

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11. “Somebody licked my toast.“ ”The cereal is too bright.“ “The yogurt tastes like popsicles.” ”The blueberries are too small. And too big.” My Kid’s Been Sent To Test Me.

#MyKidCantEatThis four course breakfast because 1) "somebody licked my toast" 2) "the cereal is too bright" 3) "the yogurt tastes like Popsicles" 4) "the blueberries are too small. And too big." And 5) Because she's a toddler and her sole purpose is to make me lose the will to live. #toddlerlife #toddlerproblems #shelickedthetoast – @twokidsandababy

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12. Kids Won’t Eat This Because Pizza is Cut in Squares Not Triangles

#MyKidCantEatThis because the pizza is cut in squares not triangles and square pizza is too fancy. #SquarePizzaIsForRoyalty #TrianglesAreForBrokePeople #KidLogic #ThisIsWhyMommyDrinks – @beadsbeignetsandtravel

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13. My daughter can’t eat this because she’s a vegetarian. She wants chicken nuggets instead.

#MyKidCantEatThis because she's a vegetarian. She wants chicken nuggets instead.

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14. My Daughter Refused To Eat These, So I Ate them. Then She Cried Because I Ate Them

#MyKidCantEatThis because it's exactly what she asked for. I'll end up eating it standing over the trash like a beggar and she'll ask for it two hours from now. When I tell her it's gone she'll cry like a Directioner upset about Zayn and I hate myself for even referencing that.

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15. My 4-year-old daughter can’t eat this cake because it’s “too beautiful.”

#MyKidCantEatThis because it's "too beautiful." She's crying actual tears of joy. She's 4.

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16. My son can’t eat them because they don’t have heads. P.S: he bit all the heads off.

#MyKidCantEatThis because they don't have heads. Side note: He bit all of the heads off. #Threenager #SleepWithOneEyeOpen #ThisIsADirectThreat – @JenSailer

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17. My 5-year-old daughter can’t eat the dessert because I’m making her share it with her brother. She literally can’t do it.

#MyKidCantEatThis because I'm making her share it with her brother and she "literally can't even." She's five. #TimHortons #SometimesFood #DontJudge #MommyNeededChocolate #IllEatHerHalf

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18. My kid can’t eat raspberries because the hairs disgust him. He’s fifteen. I Repeat Fifteen.

#MyKidCantEatThis because the hairs disgust him. He's fifteen. Fif. Teen. ???? – @amlong75

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19. My daughter can’t eat this because she’s “full.” This is breakfast. Full of what?

#MyKidCantEatThis because she's "full." This is breakfast. Full from what? Your dreams?

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20. My son can’t eat the cheese because “a mouse already had some.”

#MyKidCantEatThis because "a mouse already had some." – @hohohoadley ????

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21. My son refused to eat the cake because the frosting cracked when he dropped it. He’s 17!

#MyKidCantEatThis because the icing cracked when he dropped it. He's 17. – @MaliaJoy5

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22. My kid can’t eat raisins because they’re not in a box.

#MyKidCantEatThis because they're not in a box. – @Pickios

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23. My kid can’t eat the banana because he wanted it peeled by Daddy.

#MyKidCantEatThis because mommy peeled it and he wanted it peeled by daddy. -Jenn Mace

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24. My kid can’t eat this because it’s not made of pizza.

#MyKidCantEatThis because it's not made of pizza. – @Lisas3575

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25. My kid can’t eat this because he doesn’t like his food this fancy.

#MyKidCantEatThis because he doesn't like his food this fancy. #StarveThen #ItsLasagnaNotFoieGras #SorryImOutOfDinosaurChickenNuggets #ThisIsWhyMommyDrinks – @digitalpagan

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26. My kid can’t eat the grilled cheese sandwich because it has a “tail” and he doesn’t eat animals.

#MyKidCantEatThis grilled cheese sandwich because it has a "tail" and he doesn't eat animals. #NiceTry #CheeseTail #BandNames #EatYourFood – @rugratmommy

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